EYES CLOSED

I joke about being able to draw women so well that I could draw one with my eyes closed. 

Turns out to be a bit of an overstatement, since I actually can't:

But that doesn't stop me from trying, or turning that surrealist sexy-time into some legit (?) art:

Photoshop is cool because: layers. 

I also drew this dude:

I can't draw people with clothes on, basically.

He's from a book I started this year that's going nowhere as fast as it possibly can. Which is really fast, guys! Yay for me.

But whatever, because book #7 (could be #6, depending on how you count) is almost done, with #8 in the works, and book #6, which is Laura, is getting published in 2014, so eff yeah. I don't need to worry about this lame-o book failing on me.

But there you go, kids. Sometimes tiny bad ideas are good to follow through. Because you end up with stuff like this.

Weird, weird nudes.